WARNING: DOE-EYED MILLENNIALS ARE IN THE HOUSE

CHIEF OF STAFF, ELEAZAR MELENDEZ TOUTS ALL THE POSITIVE THINGS THAT COMMISSIONER KEN RUSSELL HAS BEEN UP TO THAT KEPT HIM FROM LEARNING THE COMMISSION'S RULES OF PROCEDURES IN MAKING A MOTION TO CALL THE QUESTION

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THE THUG DOES IT AGAIN

JAVIER ORTIZ IS ONCE AGAIN A DEFENDANT IN A FEDERAL LAWSUIT ALLEGEDING POLICE BRUTALITY THAT OCCURRED ON RICKENBACKER CAUSEWAY

NOT ONLY SHOULD VOTERS BE CONCERNED ABOUT RAQUEL REGALADO'S EVIDENT LACK OF MANAGERIAL EXPERIENCE,  BUT WORSE, THEY OUGHT TO BE CONCERNED THAT SHE MIGHT GET ARRESTED FOR HOMESTEAD EXEMPTION FRAUD - JUST JOKING: KATHERINE FERNANDEZ-RUNDLE WOULD NEVER  ARREST HER JUST BECAUSE SHE COMMITTED FRAUD

PART I

A COLLEAGUE AND A FRIEND

RIP

THE COMMISSONER TROLLED THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION TAKING "SELFIES" IN AN EFFORT TO TURN HIMSELF INTO MIAMI'S NEXT POLITICAL MEDIA WHORE

HERE'S WHAT THEY GET PAID

WHO KNEW THAT FORMER COMMISSIONER MARC SARNOFF HARBORED A DESIRE TO RIDE AMERICA'S HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS WITH A THROBBING MOROTCYCLE BETWEEN HIS LEGS, OR RACE ACROSS THE WATER AT THE WHEEL OF A CIGARETTE BOAT DRESSED IN A LEATHER

JACKET LIKE A BOND VILLAN?

MY PAL MARC SARNOFF GOES FOR THE BUTCH LOOK

GOLDILOCKS IS SERIOUSLY IN THE SEX MOTEL BUSINESS

THERE'S A NEW STORY ABOUT MARCIA DEL REY'S INVOLVEMENT IN THE HOTEL/MOTEL SEX TRADE BUSINESS AND HER RELATIONSHIP TO RAQUEL REGALADO

2015 FIRE DEPARTMENT PAYROLL

HERE'S WHAT THEY GOT PAID

TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, REGALADO IS A MEMBER OF THE VALUE ADJUSTMENT BOARD THAT HEARS APPEALS FROM CITIZENS AND BUSINESSES REGARDING THEIR PROPERTY TAX BILLS

  COUNTY MAYORAL CANDIDATE RAQUEL REGALADO DID COMMIT HOMESTEAD EXEMPTION FRAUD AND NOW OWES THE COUNTY $3,981.78

DRINKING THE KOOL-AID

ELAINE  HAS NEVER GOTTEN OVER MY OUTING HER FOR  PROMOTING POLITICIANS ON HER BLOG WHO SHE WAS SECRETLY WORKING FOR AS A POLITICAL CONSULTANT, AND SO TODAY WE HAD A CAT FIGHT

A CRESPOGRAM EXCLUSIVE

AN UPDATE ON THE WEEKEND NEWS COVERAGE

ONE OF RAQUELITA'S BIGGEST SUPPORTERS UNFOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER

TERRY MURPHY HAS A PHd, BUT I GUESS HE FIGURED THAT HIS INTELLIGENCE WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO SAVE HIM FROM MY TWEETS. TRULY A CLOSED MIND IS A FUNNY THING TO WATCH.

THE ROBO CALL THAT GOT GENIUSOFDISPAIR FOAMING AT THE MOUTH  

RAQUEL REGALADO IS UPSET THAT THE PROPERTY APPRAISER'S OFFICE OBEYED THE PUBLIC RECORDS LAW

PART IV

LAWSUIT FILED TO BAR GOLDILOCKS FROM BECOMING A JUDGE

INCUMBENT CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE JASON BLOCH TODAY FILED A LAWSUT SEEKING A TEMPORARY INJUNCTION TO STOP  MARCIA DEL REY FROM PARTICIATING IN THE AUGUST 29TH ELECTION ALLEGING THAT SHE LIED, WITHHELD FINANCIAL INFORMATION, AND THAT SHE TREATED THE THREE BEARS LIKE THEY WERE DEADBEATS

RAQUEL REGALADO AND HER SUPPORTERS CLAIM CARLOS GIMENEZ IS AT CENTER OF A MAJOR ABSENTEE BALLOT SCHEME

THE ONLY PROBLEM, BESIDES THE FACT THAT THESE CLAIMS ARE BEING MADE WITHOUT PROOF, IS THAT RAQUELITA  HIRED SASHA TIRADOR, HIALEAH'S ABSENTEE BALLOT QUEEN TO WORK FOR HER