JUSTICE IN MIAMI

FASTER THAN IT WOULD TAKE TO TURN ON A 3 SPEED DILDO TO SCREW SOME POOR SAP CHARGED WITH THE SAME CRIME, THE STATE ATTORNEY DISMISSED THE BATTERY CASE AGAINST COMMISSIONER KEN RUSSELL'S AIDE, KIMBERLY BENTLEY TODAY. BENTLY, WHO SEVERAL MONTHS AGO WAS ARRESTED FOR PUNCHING A RESTAURANT PATRON IN THE MOUTH, SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN A SPECIAL HOLIDAY FAMILY AND FRIENDS GIFT

Here's the 8 second video of how it went down in court this morning. The blonde is Bentley's attorney. The Assistant State Attorney is to her left, slightly out of camera. He tells the judge that they are "Nol Processing" the charge.