NEW SMOOCHIE AWARD WINNER

DAVID SMILEY, THE MIAMI HERALD'S CITY HALL REPORTER MUST HAVE BEEN TIPPED OFF THAT HE'S IN THE NEXT ROUND OF JOB CUTS, BECAUSE THE ASS-KISSING PROFILE PIECE HE JUST DID ON MAYOR TOMAS REGALADO HAD TO HAVE BEEN DONE TO ILLUSTRATE HIS PROWESS AS A WORDSMITH SO THAT WHEN HE STARTS KNOCKING ON THE DOORS OF PR COMPANIES HE CAN SHOW THEM THAT HE CAN WHITWASH REALITY AND PUT LIPSTICK ON A PIG WITH THE BEST OF THEM