I like Twitter. So do a lot of other people, especially politicians and the ass-kissers who latch on to them like Sucker Fish latch on to sharks.

For a while now I've been watching Miami City Commissioner Ken "Selfie Boy" Russell use Twiter to promote himself and his campaign for Congress. It's amazing how he finds a way to use the word "I" in just about anything that he tweets.

All of this got me to thinking about parody tweets, and I've decided to start creating my own versions of tweets that folks like Russell post.  If you follow Russell on Twitter @kenrussellmiami, you'll immediately get the joke in my above Tweet.

I plan on doing more of these, because there's no better way to spread happiness and joy than to laugh at these assholes.