WHO KNEW THAT FORMER COMMISSIONER MARC SARNOFF HARBORED A DESIRE TO RIDE AMERICA'S HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS WITH A THROBBING MOROTCYCLE BETWEEN HIS LEGS, OR RACE ACROSS THE WATER AT THE WHEEL OF A CIGARETTE BOAT DRESSED IN A LEATHER JACKET LIKE A BOND VILLAN?

AUGUST 1, 2016

MY PAL MARC SARNOFF GOES FOR THE BUTCH LOOK

DO YOU THINK HE'S HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS, CHECKING OFF ITEMS ON HIS BUCKET LIST, OR IS STILL SMARTING OVER MY REPRESENTATION OF WHAT HE'D LOOK LIKE AS BUBBA'S GIRLFRIEND IN PRISON?

THE BIG QUESTION IS WHERE WAS THE LOVELY TERESA WHILE SARNOFF WAS ENGAGED IN ALL OF THESE MANLY ADVENTURES?