Tomas, you're supposed to be a big boy, used to the rough and tumble of Miami politics, yet you don't have the balls to look me in the face when I try to ask you a question. What's up with that?

I 've asked you to provide me with the name of the county where you and the lovely Ana Christina supposedly got a marriage license and you won't say a peep.

Your refusal only reinforces my claim that you won't answer because you don't have a marriage license and aren't married, which as I said before, raises an interesting issue about whether Ana Christina can claim a wifey exemption if someone with a badge comes along and starts asking questions about that luxury apartment that you all are cohabitation in.

This also raises another question, which actually ties into that free rent deal.  In looking at your annual financial reports you continue to claim that you have almost no money. How can that be?

You're living rent free. You have a city SUV and a driver, and just about any restaurant you walk into is going to give you, and whoever you're with free meals, plus just about all of your other entertainment and international travel junkets were paid for by other people, so how is it that you claim you've only got a net worth of $9000 with only $3800 in a savings account?

Where has that $100,000 a year salary been going? You've grossed almost $800,000 over the last 8 years, plus all the money you made before, and all you got to show for it is $9,000!

There's something wrong with that picture, don't you think?

Come on Papi, you know the day you walk out of City Hall you're going to become just another old man who used to be Mayor.  How long do you think it'll be before some of the people who you think will always be there for you decide that you're no longer worth the aggravation and possible legal problems that come with continuing to cover for your ass?

Back when I first raised the issue of you living rent free in that fancy apartment you called me a liar, remember that.

But you knew then that I wasn't lying, and claiming that you wouldn't release any of the supposed canceled checks to show that you had paid rent was enough for some people to start wondering why you wouldn't, if in fact you had canceled checks to show.

There's a reason you had so many gangsters, medicare fraudsters, dope dealers and dirty cops hanging out in your office at City Hall during your years as a Commissioner and Mayor, and that reason is that they recognized that you were just as dirty and corrupt as they were.

It's the old story of birds of a feather flocking together, which makes you  just another Miami, Bitches! corrupt politician!