SIGNS THAT THE APOLCALYPSE IS UPON US

MILLENNIALS ARE BEING BRED TO ELIMINATE THEIR GENDER IDENTITY AND NEED TO DRESS IN GENDER SPECIFIC CLOTHING SO AS TO KNOW WHO THEY ARE

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NOVEMBER 13, 2017

THE WASHINGTON POST IS PRODUCING  100 VIDEOS TO INSTRUCT MILLENNIALS ON THE LESSONS NEEDED TO BE AN ADULT, BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS FAILED TO PROVIDE THOSE LESSONS

I get the whole U of M thing, and the atavistic need that some folks have to associate with sports teams as way way to help define their identity, but there is no way that a serious, self-respecting "journalist" would ever pose with a symbol that reflects the degrading of their profession like this chain does.

First off, this isn't a "Click Chain," this is a "Click Bait Chain."  

What is "Click Bait," and why is it bad for journalism?  

Glad you asked, because Click Bait is the journalistic equivalent of cotton candy, and the reporters required to churn it out are like the workers with the paper tube in the carnival tents, spinning those tubes around in the vat of spun sugar until they've got your mouth drooling for the sugar high that comes with the first bite.

Click Bait journalism is the antithesis of serious journalism, and anyone who would knowingly laugh and pose with a symbol of the degradation of their profession is a moron, and more than likely a millennial, because contrary to their exalted sense of self-entitlement, the millennial generation is poised to destroy civilization as we know it.

Think I'm kidding?

Consider these examples:

AFTER AT LEAST A MILLION GENERATIONS OF PEOPLE HAVE LIVED AND SHIT ON THE EARTH, WE'RE NOW FACED WITH THE REALITY THAT MILLENNIALS CAN'T EVEN WIPE THEIR ASSES WITHOUT INSTRUCTION

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In Miami, we're surrounded with these millennial morons, so beware.